John Hocker


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  • What is one of your favorite quotes?

    • “Stuff and nonsense! … And yeah. Don’t forget the yeah. The yeah is important.” ~ John Hocker

  • What's your favorite indoor/outdoor activity?

    • Singing. Music has always been a big part of my life and my family.

  • If you could only read one book for the rest of your life, what would it be?

    • The Bible. It is already a collection of books and no matter how many times you read through you will always notice something you did not notice before.

  • If you could go back in time, what time period would you travel to?

    • Yeah… There’s this thing called time paradox… I think I would prefer not to mess with the timelines. Now if I could travel back in time like in “A Christmas Carol”, where it was impossible to screw things up, then I would probably go back to the middle ages. You know, like 14th or 15th century, just so I could witness how people really lived in those times and disillusion myself.

  • If you could have one super power what would it be and why?

    • Super speed. I have always enjoyed speed in general. It’s one of the reasons that I am a Sonic the Hedgehog fan.

  • Cats or dogs and why?

    • Cats. Less maintenance and not as emotional. Don’t get me wrong, I like dogs. I just prefer to be greeted in a calmer manner whenever I come home… and I’m lazy.

  • Vampires, werewolves, or zombies?

    • Werewolves. You have the ability to change into a wolf or werewolf and you don’t have to worry about sunlight or strange diets… just possibly having to buy clothes more often. And my wife would think of me like a giant fluffy puppy. I love my wife.

  • On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are?

    • If you like puns and bad jokes maybe an 8. Though I think most people might put me at a 3.